To the tune of Let's Hear it for the Boy from the musical Footloose:
Let's Hear it for the Dick!
My Dick, he don't talk sweet
But he's sure got a lot to say.
He's my surfboard loving honey
Give me candy today.
And maybe he's an idiot
Scamming cheerleaders and loving it
But every time he snarks and sneers
I just wanna say:
(chorus)
Let's hear it for the Dick
Oh, let's give the Dick a hand.
Let's hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
He's kind of sleezy, fairly rude,
Drugging drinks to set the mood
but I don't really care.
So let's hear it for the Dick!
My Dick is oh so rich
At least he used to be
But that boot-licking Veronica
May have screwed it up royally.
And maybe Dick's a lousy shot,
But that's okay, he's oh so hot.
And what he does, he does so well
Makes me wanna yell:
Let's hear it for the Dick
Oh, let's give the Dick a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
Maybe he's no Duncan Kane
But boring, cuddling is not my game.
So let's hear it for the Dick!
Let's Hear it for the Dick!
My Dick, he don't talk sweet
But he's sure got a lot to say.
He's my surfboard loving honey
Give me candy today.
And maybe he's an idiot
Scamming cheerleaders and loving it
But every time he snarks and sneers
I just wanna say:
(chorus)
Let's hear it for the Dick
Oh, let's give the Dick a hand.
Let's hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
He's kind of sleezy, fairly rude,
Drugging drinks to set the mood
but I don't really care.
So let's hear it for the Dick!
My Dick is oh so rich
At least he used to be
But that boot-licking Veronica
May have screwed it up royally.
And maybe Dick's a lousy shot,
But that's okay, he's oh so hot.
And what he does, he does so well
Makes me wanna yell:
Let's hear it for the Dick
Oh, let's give the Dick a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
Maybe he's no Duncan Kane
But boring, cuddling is not my game.
So let's hear it for the Dick!
